- This video. It made me laugh uncontrollably. It’s the newscast I always wanted to deliver. For the record, I accidentally said “shit” twice on-air in my career and let someone yell “Mardi Gras fucking rules” exactly once in my career.
2. I managed to squeeze in derby footwork and jiu-jitsu into the same day.
I am doing my best to look on the bright side of things, even though rumor has it that hell froze over tonight and goats are no longer cursed…or something.