My Porg is now mute and I’m pretty sure it’s my fault.
I have a head cold. It’s delightfully fun. Also, that’s sarcasm. My head may explode from sinus pressure.
“You’re just having a really kick-ass fall break.” – Former Naptown teammate This past weekend, I posted a picture at… Read more Funemployment: Week One
‘Tis best not to f**k with the Wu-Tang Clan. Or, so I’ve heard. Yesterday, I had lunch with two friends.… Read more Funemployment Day 3: The Wu-Tang Clan
Once upon a time, many moons ago, my college best friend and I concocted what seemed to be a… Read more Funemployment Day 1: Trophy Wife
“I am going to make it through this year if it kills me” – The Mountain Goats “This Year” We’re… Read more 2016
My third season skating as a Naptown Roller Girl is complete. I bouted for the Third Alarm multiple times and… Read more Three Seasons Later…
Storytime! Gather ’round the internet campfire, grab some popcorn or booze, and prepare yourself for a true tale. The year was… Read more Me and Hillary
I’m in it right now. It’s like a crab trap, complete with the feeling like I could be boiled alive… Read more The Anxiety Trap
Honking is for ducks.